"We're not ordinary people ... we're MORONS!"

An unofficial Stooge fan site.
 

STOOGE SOUNDS     

FAMOUS CURLY LINES:
Nyuk Nyuk Trying to think; nothing happens
Soitenly WoobWoobWoob!
I'll moider you! Yaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Married or happy? I resemble that!
We're not ordinary people: we're morons!  

FAMOUS MOE SOUNDS  
Meet my bare hand! You Imbecile!
Remind me to kill you later! Shaddup!
Shaddup Tadpole Get a Toupee with brains in it

FAMOUS LARRY SOUNDS  
I ain't afraid of that fathead Wake up and go to sleep
What's the idea?  

SOUND EFFECTS  
Boink Bong
Bonk-conk Frying pan
Snoring More snoring
Clunk Drinking
Finger-snapping Smack
Honk Teeth chattering

BIRTHDAY  
Happy Birthday Song (Moe, Larry, Curly) Happy Birthday (Moe, Larry, Curly)

CHRISTMAS  
Wreck the Halls (All) 'Twas the Night Before Christmas (Moe)
That tree's not straight! (Moe & Larry) I'll tell Santy Claus on you! (Shemp)
Santa Claus will hear of this! (Curly) Dear Santa Claus ... (Curly)
No toys! (Curly) Who goes there? Santa Claus! (Moe)
There's no Santa Claus! (Moe and Curly)  

THANKSGIVING  
Look! Turkeys! (Larry) Not a turkey in sight! (Curly)
I shall gobble this gobbler! (Curly)  

VALENTINE'S DAY  
Roses are red ...(Curly) Darlin, I love ya! (Curly)
Oh, Darling! (Moe) You know you love us! (Larry)

FOURTH OF JULY  
Maybe it's the 4th of July! (Curly) They call this the land of liberty? (Curly)